Sheening

Thinking of someone you are sexually attracted to while you produce stool

I wanted to go to the bathroom but someone appears to be sheening in there. It’s loud. I want to go home and sheen in my own toilet

by carlayyyy April 23, 2022

Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.

🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.

by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022

sheening

To milk your pineal gland.

Jesus was sheening by reciting the lords prayer.

by John Anirban February 12, 2024

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

sheening

Being under the influence of a hallucinogen, namely LSD, in public, or even formal settings. The term was coined by South Park writer Trey Parker on 'The Tonight Show' describing his and co-writer Matt Stone's attendance at the oscars, where they had donned dresses and taken acid before walking the red carpet. The two have discussed the night in other interviews but chose to be more discreet on the network appearance, naming their actions after the actor Charlie Sheen's bizarre behavior during his infamous TV interview.

"If you look at the movement of my eyes in the footage, you can clearly see I was sheening my balls off."

by ibeturface August 18, 2025

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023