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Shaheening

When someone wears pajama-pants at any location other than their home, especially when that place isn't Walmart, and shows no realization of how inappropriately under-dressed they are.

While bedhead is not required for one to be shaheening, unkempt hair is a common accessory for the shaneening individual; as is an overall lack of shame.
Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.

Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.

Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.

Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.

Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?

Fella #2: Totes.

Fella #1: No shame.
Shaheening by RADa5AURU5 December 19, 2011
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Penis Sharpening 

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

Charlie Sheening 

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.
"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"
Charlie Sheening by notoriousP November 19, 2013

sharpening the pencil 

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

Sheening 

A 72 hour or more hooker, alcohol and blow extravaganza, sometimes ending in a hospital stay and/or death. Referencing the amazing behavior of the actor Charlie Sheen.
Oh, man, I was sheening like a total muthaf*^ker!
Sheening by Chef Mojo February 19, 2011

Charlie Sheening 

Unequivocally winning, regardless of circumstance, conditions, or whatever anyone else thinks or does. You have beaten life. Drive on!
Me: Wow Chase, you're really boned with that felony drug conviction, divorce, and rape allegation.

Chase: I don't care I'm Charlie Sheening this bitch still!
Charlie Sheening by CcoXo April 14, 2011

Charlie Sheening 

Dude, John is totally Charlie Sheening!
Charlie Sheening by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011
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