Senator

A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.

Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.

by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014

Seat sniffer

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

by Rubymonster April 21, 2017

Senate

Sheev Palpatine

"I am the senate!"

by General_Grievous March 6, 2020

Romney seat

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

by stryfe August 14, 2012

Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.

Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.

by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010

sebati

Noun, orgin midwest- comes from word sebaceous.
1. A dead body
2. A person of unhuman like strength, especially in the hands
3. Like sebaceous except fatter

1. Where are you going to hide sebati?
2. Did you see sebati crush that unopened beer can?

by Well-Tee January 5, 2005