Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.

A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.

by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010

see serpent

A woman who is inappropriately under dressed in over tight clothing.

When a woman walks into her child's school wearing a teddy and leggings is a see serpent.

by Aron Langley January 11, 2015

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

Hex the Serpent God

A sociopathic wannabe YouTuber with a cult following he likes to call the "Snake Coven"
He is a liar, a manipulator and charismatic. Don't trust him. Don't like him. Please

"Hex the Serpent God is a cunt"

by Doctor Charles August 25, 2018

The Dirty Serpent

The Dirty Serpent is when you go mouth to ass. First you blow air into their ass and then you flick your tongue. When you flick your tongue you slightly create a hole to blow air into their butt. After enough air is blown in your partner farts into your face.

"Kevin's mom Is a total milf, I hear she'll even do The Dirty Serpent.

by Mattryoshka1308 January 20, 2019