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Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.
Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.
by Peter Urban May 4, 2006
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Fat Man Senses

The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.
Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.
by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010
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Common Sense

Something so rare it's a god damned super power.
Deadpool: Shhh...My common sense is tingling
by shatteredsteel November 16, 2009
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sense of humour

The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour induced by humour to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational. Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person will find something humourous depends upon a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context.
For example, young children's sense of humour may favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons such as Tom and Jerry.
by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013
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spider sense

knowing something special, exciting or dangerous will happen soon
with will's spider sense he was able to avoid the gang bang that happend down the alley he decided not to walk down.
by bob dylan October 9, 2003
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Sentenco

A typo for sentences

Definition:
1. A misspelling or improper allocation of a bunch of words
2. A correct sentence sent to the wrong person

Typically done when typing or texting.

The sentenco generally goes unnoticed until someone points out your error. This makes you feel a bit silly while also showing the other person to be the uptight dickwad, who doesn't let things slide, that he/she is.
Sometimes, one doesn't focus on one's grammar, punctuation, check the recipient, or simply has to many chat windows open; when that happens and you are made aware, you know you had a sentenco.
Example 1:
Randomly sms from Guy 1: I had better not see your scrawny ass if you don't bring the 30$ you owe me!

Guy 2: dude, feel like I'm missing half a conversation here. whats up?

Guy 1: Sorry man. Sentenco.

Example 2:
Girlfriend: I got an sms from you today calling me Heather and saying how you'd be free tonight when you told me you were sick in bed!

Boyfriend: Shit. Totally the worst time for a sentenco!
by pandaninja October 10, 2011
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Sentence Master

A game created by Top Triamwong while he was bored.

Rules:
1. One player types in Random Letters (no grammer marks) ex. yimn
2. The other player must make a word out of each letter, creating a totally wack sentence.

Winner: There is no winner, cuz in the end we're all losers for playing this game
Dude 1 on AIM: Man I'm bored
Dude 2 on AIM: Let's play Sentence Master
Dude 1 on AIM: sure
by God's Brain March 12, 2005
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