poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

do a Salvius

to kill someone.

that dude is being horrible to me i want to do a Salvius to them >:(

by Ree_Master April 30, 2019

Selvin

A strong coragouis man who knows what he is Destin for and knows how to make money and will succeed in life

Dang selvin so fine and cute I wish he was mine the all the girls will be jelious

by Donald Trump & Barack Obama May 8, 2018

marisa salvini

She seems all nice and fun until you do something that could possibly alter her popularity. Then she turns in a back-stabbing she-devil. Marisa Salvini's are usually sluts that try to show off their butts at beaches, pools and parties. Please try to be nice to Marisa's because they can never be nice on their own.

"She was so nice until I tried to get to know her better, she said I wasn't cool enough."

"She sounds like a Marisa Salvini."

by One real truth June 20, 2014

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.

by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015

Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

by BoS101 July 23, 2012