Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.

Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.

by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019

mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense

I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."

by Me March 25, 2004

social security

by TRILLIONS the biggest ponsi scheme of all time. Basically the Federal government doing the same thing that Bernard Madoff did but to multiple generations of americans.

Bernard Madoff is a sleezy dude..ummm social security is much worse

by the1calledfeeny February 6, 2009

Security Theater

A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

by liberty_lover November 20, 2010

security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.

Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.

by sayrxn August 20, 2018

secure node

A person who can be depended upon to keep any secret regardless of their age, disability, ethnicity, gender, gender identity, height, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, skin color, weight, affiliations, or external pressures.

Oh Craig, he's a secure node - you can tell him anything.

by damndoozy April 3, 2013

Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008