Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.

Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!

by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

scrubblebub

to clean very well, to scrub out dirt, to wash before use

You better scrubblebub that hat you found on the floor before you wear it.

by Steven Deerwester January 3, 2008

Scrumbiddle

A piece of food undesirable for consumption.

I ain't eatin' no scrumbiddle!

by kramdizzle August 17, 2011

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

cincinnati scrambler

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

by Nickityalan April 8, 2016