scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

scrocoon

(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.

Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.

You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.

by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006

scroopty

Broke-ass bitch cracker

Clifton is a scroopty.

by bigboi982 March 3, 2007

Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.

Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."

by TheScrooge November 27, 2010

Scroopa

Fake ass. Something or someone that is fake. Not real. Liar. Knock off.etc

I hate when people wear scroopa jordans.

by Badace3 August 16, 2011