scrote

decieptful,workshy, thinks the country owes him a living type individual. still lives with parents, gets by by scrounging and thieving, thinks he's hard when clearly he's not. generally a fucking loser.

wogi, Illidge and Sawyer are a pair of fucking scrotes

by Dave Rhodes November 13, 2004

scrote

Worthless, workshy,thieving toerag, thinks the tax payer owes him a living,wanabe drug dealer/courier who almost always gets caught and then whinges for a brief cos I got me fucking rights, innit.Gob in their tea, they won't notice the difference, and tell them it's no smoking whilst lighting up yourself.Instantly identifiable(there's a scrote two streets up, you can't miss him). Collective term is a sputum.

90% of an average Custody Suite population (the cell block)anytime/anywhere in the UK.Try to talk yard when they're from Maidstone.

by I ain't that daft December 27, 2003

scrotecoil

A scrote coil is where a guys scrote gets tangled in something that twists it round eg:a blender

Dude, that guys got a scrotecoil!

by Josh White June 23, 2006

Scrotein Shake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.

John gave Mary a scrotein shake.

by MysteryJuice June 2, 2009

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Scrote Milk

Where cow milk comes from a cow, seal milk from a seal, and goat milk from a goat, the origin of scrote milk is from deep within the cores of a man's ballsack. Also known as semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, nutter butter, etc. albeit with less of a nutritional nuance.

You look a little protein deficient. How about a nice, tall glass of scrote milk?

by Al Jizzeera September 10, 2014

scrotephote

It's like a dick pick, but instead of a dick, it's a scrotum.

"He's not like those other guys, he sent me a scrotephote" - Some classy thot bitch

by smoochyroot^2 October 12, 2016