shoulderelf

When the head of a penis is gently set on an unsuspecting receivers shoulder from behind. Those who have perfected this move may choose to disguise the head of the penis with facial features to confuse the receiver into thinking it is a magical elf.

Before being "craiged" Genie was greeted by a shoulderelf wearing a German helmet.

by Kir Renhcsad December 13, 2008

shoulder devil

A person you hang with who is a real bad influence. Pushes you to do immoral things. Talks you into doing things you know you shouldn't, but seem real good at the time. Preys on temptation usually just to sit back and watch the outcome. Much like the devil/angel in the cartoons.

"Just take it, it won't hurt you. I swear it'll be fun. You'll have the time of your life" Luke said to me. He's such a shoulder devil.

by NxVx April 20, 2009

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

Meat Shouldering

The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.

There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.

by johnnycat19 August 5, 2012

shoulder hopping

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

by sandspit October 25, 2007

Shoulder

A widely used phrase in Ireland, given to a 350ml bottle of alcoholic spirits. Most commonly vodka or whiskey....Known to be a powerful instrument in tackling the problem of sobriety

"I might buy a few beers for the party"

"Stop being a bitch and get a shoulder"

by Dick Steel April 9, 2008

Shoulder Dancing

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.

by CDenk May 27, 2018