Schmagu

the first person you meet after receiving a lung full of smoke. schmagu can be a person, idea, or apparition.

"wait. ma-who?"
"ohhhh, schmagu."

"wow, thats a real nice 'schmahogany' dresser you have."

by T NUG$ June 30, 2008

Schmacken

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

Claire Octovia Scamander

An OC in a Harry Potter roleplay group on Tiktok and Instagram. She's a Slytherin, and she was adopted into the Scamander family as Newt Scamander's brother after being disowned by Peeves The Poltergeist. She's known for her obsession with murder, torture, and arson, and her hatred of muggleborns. She's 12 years old. She pretended to be a death eater but was actually a spy for the Order. She may just be an OC, but she was one of the most memorable characters this roleplay group has ever had.

Claire Octovia Scamander is a psycopath

by Peeves The Poltergeist October 19, 2020

schmag

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

by D.B. August 23, 2003

schmack

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.

Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!

by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008