scoobing

The act of displaying or feeling emotions dramatically, such as crying or laughing. Synonym for slang such as “screaming,” “dying,” “crying,” and other similar words or phrases.

Person A: Dude, look at this screenshot I accidentally took! It’s hilarious, I’m dying!
Person B: Broski Woski I’m SCOOBING
Person A: E E E BOTTOM TEXT
Person B: E E E BOTTOM TEXT

by CarbonatedAvocados April 20, 2020

Scoring Dildos

The art of scoring dildos pertains to the common act of getting mad bitches.

Chris: if I didn't have a girlfriend I could be scoring dildos right now

by sean sheldon January 16, 2008

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.

Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!

by scoring like mad May 15, 2010

scoring eagle

A plan/code for guys getting laid

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five

by C_Wice November 25, 2015

scobinator

Scobinator: A posh twat that usually has a fat girl fetish and likes to suck dick/saxophone

My friend is such a scobinator he fingered Abby Hewitt

by Scobo is gay November 12, 2017

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018