timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023

jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!

Jacy Schmidt is so funny!!

by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018

Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”

Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.

by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.

Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!

by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021