schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

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Schmale

A schmale is a name for a person that is pulled over on the side of the road and is being arrested. Could also mean any person being arrested or in handcuffs.

It is also used as an insult.

Some use it in place of the word nigger.

You're a dirty schmale.

That guy pulled over is a schmale.

What's up schmale?

by Business District April 22, 2010

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schmance

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.

1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell

by The Leff January 3, 2005

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schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

by umbie March 22, 2004

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Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

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