The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.
"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"
by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020
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I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
by linstrocity April 13, 2022
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A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both
1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
by P-Bomb August 30, 2022
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by gekomagician September 12, 2022
Get the schlabber babber mug.Mr. Schacher is that one cool teacher.
He is known to say "UwU?" and "Whatever Boomer"
He also called me a mega boomer.
He is known to say "UwU?" and "Whatever Boomer"
He also called me a mega boomer.
by ForgottenOleanders November 14, 2019
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Get the schlong schlapper mug.possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.
i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.
he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class
he's so rude he might as well be a schlake
he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class
he's so rude he might as well be a schlake
by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008
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