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Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.
My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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scheduley challenged

someone suffering from this condition is almost always running behind .
I might have been on time if I wasn't waiting on such a scheduley challenged person to give me a ride!
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
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scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
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Schedule

Juan owns the word “schedule”
I have a very busy schedule tomorrow
by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023
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Scheduled hangout

Defines an occasion in university commonly referred to as a class or lecture that does not qualify the expectations that the students have.
These expectations are built based on the importance that is given to these moments in academic life. It feels like it is gonna be so special because it only occurs once a week, ( but be filled with intellectual heaviness, intense preparation,life changing content, and require a long digesting time).
It is on multiple digital agendas in the students own agendas and in the social agenda, there is a room officially booked and a higher education individual leading the class.
This class, repeated over weeks, has continuously the same impact on the students life's / career as a hangout or a casual get-together would have.
The exercises that are proposed come in a format that adds to the feeling of casualty, lack of excitement, lack of importance and lack of commitment by the people involved. So with time, students start to associate these classes with hangout moments where talking about their own lifes while snacking and doodling is the focal point.
This expression can be used in conversations referring to a class / event that will turn out very similar to a hangout :
Example - Hey are you free tomorrow morning?
- No sorry, I have a scheduled hangout to attend.
by mada16 December 12, 2023
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scheuler

A true scholar of Russian martial arts, Vodka shots, Smut literature, and Methamphetamines.
A true scheuler that one (observing the most heinous shit)
by Manymanmenthing December 7, 2023
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schedule I

game about drugs, weed, meth and shrooms, the game is not for minors!
walter: hop on schedule i
jesse: okay
by RaldisCrackhouse February 19, 2026
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