Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

Shaaf

A Shaaf is a really out going person. A Shaaf is always there for you and will always have your back no matter what, like a Shaaf would actually give his life for you. If you know anyone named Shaaf never let them go. Shaaf’s are very rare people to fine and once you get on their good side they will never leave you.

Guy: GUYS LISTEN I just found a Shaaf

Girl: omg you are so lucky

Guy: he’s such an amazing person
Girl: give me his number

by Donitello February 5, 2020

scharfschutze

See scharfschütze for definition.

See scharfschütze for example.

by Narcissus November 27, 2004

paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008

Schaufler

Popular German surnam that means cross-eyed farmer. Schauf- german for farming tool (Shovel). Immigrants from the 1830s to the midwest, mostly IL. Furthermore,Scholars have noted that the German's are responsible for a person's ability to become cross-eyed. There is even reason to believe that crop circles are the result of a farmer of German decent who wandered around in circles while tilling. Many girls of German decent are gorgeous, but they have this flaw.

Is that hot girl lookin at me, you, or that guy behind her? I dunno dude, she's a Schaufler and its creepin me out.

by loopvinny84 February 9, 2009

Schaef'd Out

When your to high to be awake

Look at Alex hes Schaef'd out! hes about to ptfo

by YoungAsia October 9, 2011