scenarium

material, matter or stuff, having an invulnerability effect, beyond the logic or physics of any object manufactured in a conventional material. and keeping it until a situation, or a specific means is obtained. (not to be confused with macguffinium)

videogame player: "why can't i break this wall, is he made on scenarium?"

lotr fan: "if nobody can destroy the ring, it's because he is made on scenarium"

roleplayer: "but, why can't i kill this guy?"
gamemaster: "because he is made on scenarium! shut up!"

by ovanossar August 7, 2018

scenarios

a game where players imitate their favourite players from a certain sports team whilst they play out a chosen sporting scenario without any opposition.

this could be the final playoff game 32 - 0 down after the first quarter or in the FA cup final as Stevenage Borough FC 3-2 down against Man Utd.

"i'm bored man, lets go play soccer scenarios"

by Dave Shearn June 7, 2007

scenarioso

A sexual scenario used in role play

Let's retire to the bedroomwith a scenarioso

by James'wife April 22, 2017

scenariopio

Best case scenario.

After a long night of drinking, you check your pockets to see if you have any money left but find there's all that you started with AND a joint of some stank. That's the scenariopio we all hope for.

by DaddyFatPack July 19, 2017

worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

Theory of FTL Scenarios

A framework for analyzing situations involving faster-than-light travel, communication, or phenomena—not just the physics, but the implications, paradoxes, and possibilities. Theory of FTL Scenarios asks: What would happen if FTL were possible? How would causality be affected? What new technologies, societies, and dilemmas would emerge? The theory explores the full range of FTL possibilities, from warp drives to wormholes to tachyons, and their consequences for physics and civilization. It's FTL as a thought experiment—imagining the implications before (if ever) the technology exists.

Theory of FTL Scenarios "FTL scenarios always seem to lead to paradoxes—kill your grandfather, etc. But Theory of FTL Scenarios asks: maybe those paradoxes are just limitations in our thinking. What if FTL is possible, and causality is preserved in ways we don't yet understand? The theory explores the possibilities, not just the problems."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026

Theory of Interstellar Scenarios

A framework for analyzing situations involving travel between stars—not just the physics, but the sociology, economics, and human dimensions. Theory of Interstellar Scenarios asks: What would interstellar civilization look like? How would trade work across light-years? What would interstellar politics, war, and culture become? The theory explores the full range of possibilities when humanity (or others) spreads among the stars.

Theory of Interstellar Scenarios "Interstellar scenarios always assume easy travel, but what if it's hard? What if ships take generations, and colonies lose contact? Theory of Interstellar Scenarios explores all possibilities, not just the optimistic ones. The galaxy might be settled, but it might also be silent, each world alone. The theory asks what that silence would mean."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026