SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

scouser

Not from Newcastle

As in from Liverpool

by piabju April 8, 2003

scouse

a hearty liverpudlian dish

mince meat, potatoe gravy and salt
lots of salt (about a desert spoon full) 600g mince and about 3-4lb potatoes all stewed down to a thick gloopy consistency with lot's of salt to taste

by redvynal January 30, 2004

SCOUSER

An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate

by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

scouser

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

by attackweasel May 26, 2009

scouser

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

by attackweasel May 26, 2009