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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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slammed shut

to close hard with a bang
The wind blew in through the window and the door slammed shut. She slammed shut the door in his face.
by Maine Mystery Writer November 5, 2013
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Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.
Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.
by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009
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shammed

One who is affected by the shammer.
This guy at work has shammed me every day this week.I have to pick up his slack now.
by kizan971 July 8, 2014
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Slammed Social

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.
by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016
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Slammed

Latin (slammo): English: Most commonly used in the restaurant business.

Definition: To change ones pace. A common example from a leisurely walk to a light stroll.
"How busy were you today Jerry?"

"We were slammed today, I am so exhausted."

"What do you mean?" Asked Sam.

"I was relaxing hardly moving, then all of a sudden I felt like I was running."
"Thanks for clearing that one up."

"Your welcome random guy."
by Marcredii Getsetgo September 30, 2018
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Scammer man

Someone who makes hoax telephone call.

These people usually are from places like Nigeria, and India. However they can exist globally
Scammer man! Scammer man! He's on the run.

Don't trust him, he's a scammer man
by Agoge June 11, 2020
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