scarlet fire

'Scarlet Fire' is the name for an equally fire song by Otis McDonald. DankPods used it to blow up headphones and The Minecraft Youtuber wattles uses the ending of this song as his intro.

Person 1: Hey, what're you listening to?
Person 2: Scarlet fire, its literal fire

by Anvay15 June 23, 2021

scarlet fire

the requiem of 1-5$ headphones

"alright, lets play scarlet fire on these..." *20 seconds later* "OOH! THERE GETTING WARM!"

by ilovedrugs420 June 30, 2021

Captain Scarlet

Classic mid 1960's Supermarination television series. The story follows Captain Scarlet and international agency 'Spectrum' in their fight against the Martians-The Mysterons. The Mysterons whose home planet is Mars were originally attacked by a Spectrum squad who were doing routine patrols whilst on Mars. The unprovoked attack by Spectrum launched an all out war in wich The Mysterons swore they would revenge.
Captain Scarlet is not so much 'invincible' as he actually regenerates. He can die, yet comes back to life shortly afterwards.

Captain Scarlet:OMG!!!?!1 WTF!!1 TEHERS MYSTRONS LOL WIT WE GOIN DO?!?/
Captain Blue:Well, I'm not sure Captain, it's your show. Aren't you invisible or something?
Captain Scarlet:OH YEAH! LAMO ROLF LOL LOL !!!11111!!!

by steve aled January 18, 2007

content aware scale

What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.

"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"

by Gary Melgomen March 1, 2018

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008

Scarlett Johansson

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.

Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

by Ryan Reynolds in 2oo9 May 21, 2019

Diarrhea Scale

A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows:

(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.

(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.

2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.

(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.

(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.

(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.

(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.

(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.

(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.

(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.

Patient: I'm afraid Doc, my diarrhea is getting worse.
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...

by Boyfriendizeree August 28, 2014