Sage

A girl who everyone wants to get to know but very few do. You can never tell if you love her or hate her, there’s just something about her. She puts way too much effort into how she looks and it’s obvious she uses her attractiveness to get people to do what she wants. Has a creepy closeness with her family. Probably has long dark hair and is short. Super clever but she uses her powers for evil. Basically her personality depends on who you are to her. If you’re like family or a close friend she would probably protect you with her life, but if you are someone she decides is an enemy get ready to die from her glare. Super ambitious and always wants to win, to a fault cause she ends up using the people around her as tools to win, not people. Some people say deep down she’s actually really generous and sweet and the whole assassin look is a facade, but I wouldn’t know. She rejected me. Likes to ghost people when she gets bored. Probably also drinks way too much coffee. But she’s really gorgeous and clever so she has that going for her.

Boy 1: hey look, it’s that girl Sage I was telling you about.
Boy 2: oh yea, she’s hot. Go ask her out!

Boy 1: No way! I hear if you just look at her the wrong way she blasts you with fire she conjures in her mind!

Boy 2: what the fuck dude...well, I’ll go ask her out then, I can handle her.

by Boyblue23 June 19, 2020

Sage

A beautiful, intelligent girl that you are lucky to have in your life. She is very artistic and loyal, but she is insecure and worries that she isn't good enough for anyone including her friends. She tends to feel left out or neglected she also tends to feel like she is the only one putting effort in a friendship, she does tend to over think things. If you have a Sage in your life show her more attention. But don't let her insecurity fool you she has a fiery temper and if someone messes withs her friends or her, she snaps back! Overall Sage is a smart, beautiful, artistic and loyal friend that you are blessed to have in your life .

She is such a Sage!

by fluffycat13680 October 10, 2018

Sagetism

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.

An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007

sage

Word entered to the email field of a *chan (iichan, 4chan, 2chan, etc) message board so that the post is not bumped. It is Japanese for 'to lower.' It is the opposite of 'age' (ah-gay), which means to raise.

SAGE this piece of shit

by a_grilled_fish April 8, 2005

Sage

A beautiful, sweet, kind, fun loving person that you should feel blessed to come across. She could cheer you up in an instant and bring joy to your world. I am proud to call her mine

I wish I was Sage. Awe you are a total Sage.

by KorbinTheKool June 5, 2017

pod sage

One of the early adopters to the world of podcasting. Anyone that started their podcast during the fall of 2004 and is still producing a podcast. These "elder statesmen" of the podcasting movement are often sought out for interviews or technical assistance.

When setting up a podcast for the first time, it is a good idea to listen to the advice from a pod sage.

As a podcaster from the early days, he was seen as a pod sage.

by Chris Doelle July 18, 2006

Bob Saget

The guy in the movie "Half Baked" who said:

"Marijuana's not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana? Boo this man"

*Everybody boos Dave Chappelle*

by ha ha March 9, 2005