satellite

Someone who constantly follows you wherever you go

Ever since we started hanging out, Jane's been like my personal satellite, always trailing behind me wherever I go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

Satellite Bouncing

Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI

weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)

by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022