Satellite Bouncing

Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI

weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)

by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022

Satellite Game

A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.

Why is Ian acting so strangely?

Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?

by Your lifeline September 27, 2022

satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012