Satelliting

Waving your phone above your head satelliting or searching for a better or ANY WiFi signal.

I hate coming to this place, I ALWAYS wind up looking stupid satelliting for better WiFi.

by Raddog69 February 29, 2016

satellite

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.

Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.

by satellite July 1, 2005

Sateen

the sassiest bitch you will evvvvvver meet. drop dead gorgeous with a resting bitch face from satan himself. she will ruin your life but still be your best friend. probably bilingual, probably has guys swooning, actually make that deeeefinitely has guys swooning. she is a model naturally and can eat whatever the fuck she wants and still looks perfect. yes. shes that bitch. in conlusion shes a bad bitch that doesn't need you but you need her. but just be careful and watch out because those looks may decieve. but she will also be the best bestfriend... so confusion.

Sateen is SUCH a bitch.
Sateen is my BFF.
Sateen ruined my life.
I wish I was as pretty as Sateen.

by luvkarma July 26, 2019

satellite

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

Satellite

To be "out of this world" or awesome

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011

Satellite Nipples

Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.

I love Satellite Nipples, they are delicious.

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

by meckox May 31, 2010