A very beautiful city located 40 minutes outside of new york. If you have ever been to stamford you most likely went to the stamford mall where you can find a widespread variety of people....guidos, albanians, emos, gangbangers, and illegals. Stamford consists of many different areas which are all worthless. There are many activities in stamford you can do for fun such as go to a "banger" where you can trash some random kids house and loot his/her mom's jewlery. Another thing to do for fun is to fight. You will fight at all times over anything such as a dirty look, someone checks out your "bitch", or even because someone says hello to you the wrong way. The final thing there is to do in stamford is to chill in "the square". In "the square" you will find the most worthless people partaking in activities such as shooting up heroine, smoking blunts, stabbing people, or smoking cigarets. The style in stamford consists of ed hardy, abercrombie, true religion jeans, air force ones, southpole, ecko, or just any clothes you can find at the stamford mall. Also most of the kids have blowouts and with hair gel and spiked up hair. As you can see Stamford is the prime place to live for any guido fuck, albanian shit, gangbanger, or straight up misfit.
by Casey Toth October 16, 2008
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It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.
We have a crap downtown.
But it's a good place to live.
Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.
It has a lot of white people.
And it's actually quite small.
It's close to Raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.
We have a crap downtown.
But it's a good place to live.
Example:
Guy 1: Heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prostitutes.
Guy 2: Okay but we can't do it here in Sanford we have to go to Raleigh.
by Jon123pon12 March 2, 2009
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ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!
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Lets go to the ghetto, but I'm not sure which part of Sanford to go to.
Sanford is the bane of my existence.
Sanford is the bane of my existence.
by MouthSexer April 11, 2011
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I love Sanford, North Carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.
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