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BAD Ass place full of BIFTA BUSTERZ
full of sickos yessssssssssssss iiiiiiiii

salford madness
salford by biffy busta January 6, 2008
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Land of the universal credit merchants and dole lovers, everyone here is either high off cannabis or crack it’s always one of the two. Common hair cut here is looking like frank gallagher or short back and snide trim
“Salford is a right shithole, innit
Salford by HITLER_ADVICE September 19, 2023
Salfordians salt of the earth. Take no shit, mess about your mar’s house is getting shot up.
Salford is a city you melts we aint mancs
Salford by S4LF0RD January 10, 2021
If u go Salford u will see it’s a shit hole full of shit bags that think on it if u go spider park or anywhere near there u might see the rival gang the year 8s they think there hard but we all know they chill at hadfeild Caffey and if u walk past there with food hide it from Preston Lowe brother get bullied at maccies and will eat ur food and we all know Salford is a shit hole full of shit bags and beware the fannys r on the lose
Salford fanny
Salford by Dave likes kids September 9, 2021

salford city academy 

salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10 girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.

the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.

in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.

big up gorgeous paul
girl 1: what school do you go to?

girl 2: i go to salford city academy, it's shit

salford kiss

A salfordian (person from Salford, North of England, a well hard bastard) giving you a headbutt.
Fucking say that again and i'll give you a Salford kiss
salford kiss by salfordianprincess December 6, 2017

Salford Online 

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.
You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.
Salford Online by Ottewell November 29, 2013
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