Samuel

Samuel is the greatest guy. He is too humble about his hotness and says he's ugly when he's really not. He says girls don't swoon over him when they really do. He helps everyone with their problems but never gets any help on his own. He doesn't open up easily and doesn't like getting help when he needs it. He's so kind and he's so charming. He is the greatest most true friend you will ever have. You can't seem to be mad at him for too long before you come running back each time. If you are so ever fortunate to be his girlfriend he will love you with all his heart. But when you're not he flirts with so many girls. He seems like a nice guy and he really is but he can be a real jerk sometimes. He may be a little f boy but you still manage to love him somehow. Don't ever let a Samuel out of your life.

I wish that Samuel would let me help him....

by Live. Love. Laugh<3 February 25, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is a bold character that makes people want an autograph. He is very strong and is associated with martial arts. He is God's right hand man. His associate is Theo the great who he listens to all the time. He likes football and hates Liverpool. People sometimes call him the son of God but Samuel tells them no because that is Jesus.

Yo,U ever see Samuel.
No, he is in heaven looking down on you.
He is something else

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Gar Samuelson

Gary C. "Gar" Samuelson was the original drummer for Megadeth from 1984-1987. Gary was dismissed from the band for substance abuse problems which would continue to plague him until his untimely death in 1999, reportedly due to liver failure.

Gar Samuelson's fusion drumming style can be heard on Megadeth's debut album "Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!" as well as Megadeth's breakthrough album "Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?"

Rest in peace, Gary Samuelson.

by LookingDowntheCross March 22, 2007

sameergasm

The instant orgasm that occurs while listening to the godly voice of Young the Giant's lead singer Sameer Gadhia.

I think I just experienced a sameergasm during the chorus of Cough Syrup.

by youngthegiant<3 July 30, 2011

samuela

is a girl's name. Usually with the nick name of Sam. People usually find her very attractive. She's amazing in every way. Sam is one of the coolest people you will ever meet, so don't let this one get away.

1. Daaaamn, Sam is so hot !

2. I met a girl called Samuela, she's cool people. I hope I see her again.

3. There is no one that can compare to Sam.

by greatpeopleonly January 3, 2017

Saleel al sawarim

The last thing you hear before being killed in the United Arab Emirates

Tourist:Oh what's that nice building?
Random Arab:SALEEL AL SAWARIM!

by Subak October 3, 2019

Juan Samuel

Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.

Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).

Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).

It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!

by Bills Mafia 23 April 19, 2018