Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

You Wheat Thin
by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”
1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”
“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”
2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”
“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”
2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”
“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

A milder form of "Cracker".
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
by Skipdallas April 23, 2022

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021
