sacrificial lesbian

A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.

Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.

Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*

Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."

by the sacrificial lesbian March 5, 2014

Sacrifarce

What you give up, only to realize not long afterwards that it made zero sense at all to do so!

Getting married a second time was the biggest sacrifarce of my life.

by Scribester March 10, 2018

generational sacrilege

the violation of an object, person or media form that your generation holds sacred. Usually displayed by defying the excepted norms of your age (i.e. not worshiping the teen idol of your era or not watching the most popular TV show of your childhood).

Isaac: I like Alien Antfarm's version of Smooth Criminal better even though MJ is the orig...

Jeanne: It's okay, Isaac - I like the Seether version of Careless Whisper to that of George Michael and that's pretty much generational sacrilege but I'm comfortable with my choice.

by Dorothy Mantooth's mom October 16, 2010

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.

“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”

by SirForce September 5, 2022

Sacriprice

(n.,v.) Price point at which the sale of a good or service generates no direct profit or loss to the seller. Frequently deployed in situations where inventory must be unloaded promptly.

This broccoli is starting to mold - it needs to be sacripriced.

by DewarsN June 30, 2005

sacrificial urinal

A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings

Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?

Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."

Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"

Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.

by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009