A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
by the sacrificial lesbian February 25, 2014
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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