Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016

Swaggy Salute

A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.

"Donna look away were about to do the Swaggy Salute"

by Badjoplin January 27, 2021

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

by DaErYn May 24, 2021

3-hole Salute

Another way of saying triple penetration

Man 1: I gave her the 3-hole Salute with 2 other of my friends
Man 2: What’s that
Man 1: triple penetration
Man 2: got it

by pencilcase12345 July 6, 2021

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict September 26, 2011

middle finger salute

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.

Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

salugi

Another name for the game of keep away, commonly played on the streets of NY in the 50s

We played salugi when I was a kid

by prickly pear October 2, 2003