SUGMA

Sugma is a very rare and very deadly disease. It is caused by nervous uncontrollable toe shaking aka NUTS. When NUTS happen your toes will start shaking uncontrollable as stated in NUTS but it starts very slowly. Sugma is undetectable until you are dead. Once Sugma starts you will start to like KIDS (kilograms of intense driving squirrels) witch is a TV show that is somehow linkedin to Sugma.

"Did you hear that Jen got Sugma"
"I think I'm catching NUTS"

by ImVerySmartAndNotDumb April 26, 2022

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The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.

Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.

The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.

by Not_Lost October 6, 2022

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sugma ballz

Geoff: dude you look like sugma

Y/N: whats sugma

Geoff: sugma ballz got ee hah

by razorgaming825 January 11, 2022

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For something to suck immensely

This subject can sugma

by Mega Sug September 13, 2019

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Common troll. Followed up by "balls". Sugma balls (sounds like "suck my balls"). Haha soooo funny. You've got a real comedian on your hands.

Person 1: Have you heard of sugma?

Person 2: sugma who?

Person 1: *smugs* SUGMA BALLS HAHA I DID THE FUNNY LOL XD RATIO GET REKT NOOB SKILL ISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: -_-

by i did the funny March 7, 2023

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