Sugar Crash

The act of eating SO much Sugar, that the next day, you are completely drained of energy and say dumb things. Often acts like the effects of being drunk or high.

Bob: "Hey John"
John: "LOOOOK DUDDDDDDDDE A TREE"
Bob: "What?"
John: "ITS A FREAKING TREE!"?
Bob: "...... What?"
Fred: "He's having a Sugar Crash.
Bob: "Oh."

by SugarCrashisFun August 22, 2011

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

Sugar Daddy

A Sugar Daddy is a boyfriend who comes with financial benefits. Sugar benefactors can help to cover tuition, bills, and frequently enjoy bestowing gifts upon their partners. Sugar Daddies exist on three levels. The Splenda Daddy is on the lowest end. He promises to shower a partner with cash and gifts, but often is limited by his income. Next is the Sugar Daddy who has a budgeted amount of sugar funds that he allocates to his sugar partner on a weekly or monthly basis. Last is a Honey Daddy who is the cream of the crop. His income has no bounds, and he can easily support multiple sugar partners.

Lydia just found a Sugar Daddy to cover her monthly bills. Guess she can quit that shitty job at Applebee’s.

by thesugarmeister September 15, 2016

Sugarflaps

A particularly attractive female. One which, you would assume, has a vagina that tastes of the sweetest honey.

Check the sugarflaps in the car. I would invite her to my flap banquet as the main course.

by Mikey_T May 3, 2011

Sugar buddy

A non sexual relationship where one friend financially carries the other friend in times of no money.

A term developed in Soquel California

Cody forgot his wallet at home so I had to be his sugar buddy this afternoon

by Michael T Galleeeee June 17, 2017

Watermelon sugar

It’s a song by actress and dragon tails enthusiast Harry styles, he wrote it about the Glucosamine found inside of Citrullus lanatus Also referred to as Watermelon sugar.

Man… I love the sugar inside watermelons… I’m just so glad that watermelon sugar doesn’t mean anything sexaul.

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 9, 2021

sugar in his tank

A casual way to suggest a straight man might be a homosesual "in the closet" or bisexual.

-girl- "OMG Sarha! Did you see how your boyfriend looked at Mark when he walked in the room? I think he's got a little sugar in his tank"

by Wize One August 5, 2008