std

1;;The club acronym for Super Terrific Dudes from the comic strip Pearls Before Swine.

2;; Sexually Transmitted Disease. A disease tramsmitted from sexual contact.
1)) "That's right ladies, I'm an S.T.D."

2)) OhMyGawd, the bastard gave me an STD!
by Yellhissah September 5, 2005
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STD

1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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STD

It stands for:Super Terrific Date
Of course Bobby ive had tons of STDs!
by LGS March 18, 2007
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std

std: an acronym for the band Saves the Day, not to be confused with STD, a sexually transmitted disease. Capitalization is key in this situation.
Did you go to that awesome std concert? I heard Chris Conley sang his heart out!
by Gabi January 14, 2004
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std

Smirnoff Triple Distilled, the most commonly drank vodka in the world.
Dude, i just had two full glasses of std!!!
by koonce January 12, 2006
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std

Std = Standard, mostly for computer software.
by manosomba August 4, 2007
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STD

an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...
STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"
by lukkeeyy December 3, 2010
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