No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!

No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.

I took a stage dive.

by matty November 19, 2004

Stage Crew

The people behind any play you see; creating and moving out the set, working the lights, babysitting the actors...you name it, they do it. They are really the only reason the show actually happens, yet they are terribly unappreciated. They hold together entire sets with duct tape and will run out behind the set in the middle of a scene just to hold up a fallen curtain.

They are usually made up of the most awesome people you will ever meet. Never piss them off, for they control everything and will not hesitate to fuck you up on stage.

Actor: You guys are taking too long to move out that desk!!
Crew member:...Fuck off, or I'll put brown paint on the chair you have to sit in during scene four.

Person 1: Hey, are you trying out for the play?
Person 2: Pff, no, I'm doing stage crew!

by Noodle Demon March 21, 2009

Stage Crew

The people behind the scenes of any show you watch. Usually wear all black to avoid being seen. Do all behind-the-scenes work. Have more fun than the actors. EXTREMELY unappreciated. Actors beware: We control the show. You piss us off, you sing in the dark

You trying out for the play?
No... stage crew is so much better

by Allliash April 13, 2009

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

stage manager

1. Runs the show
2. God
3. That bitch in the headset

Have you seen the stage manager? I need someone to yell at me (I'm a techie)

by sillysnake5 March 1, 2010

Final Stage of Boredom

The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.

John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.

by Duffy101 April 4, 2017