Definitions by Allliash

Stage Crew 

The people behind the scenes of any show you watch. Usually wear all black to avoid being seen. Do all behind-the-scenes work. Have more fun than the actors. EXTREMELY unappreciated. Actors beware: We control the show. You piss us off, you sing in the dark

You trying out for the play?
No... stage crew is so much better

Stage Crew by Allliash April 13, 2009