Squirrel 

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

Squirrel by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018

Squirrel 

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel”

Squirrel by Urban-Words July 18, 2019

Squirrel 

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

Squirrel by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 13, 2019

Squirrel 

A beautiful and sexy squirrel known as Han Jisung. He is called squirrel because he looks like one. He has beautiful squirrel like visuals. He has cute squirrel like cheeks and when he eats he stuffs food into his mouth which makes his cute squirrel cheeks puff out just like a squirrel. In conclusion Squirrel=Han Jisung amen

Me:"Awww jisung looks so cute! Just like a squirrel uwu"
My friend: "...are you good?"

Squirrel by MilkAndKookies97 November 25, 2019

Squirrel 

What Han Jisung of Stray Kids is. A cute af squirrel.

“Look at Jisung! He’s so cute.”
“No, that’s an adorable squirrel.”

Squirrel by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 7, 2020

squirrel 

Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

squirrel by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Squirrel 

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

Squirrel by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022