south park

a really great show to watch stoned.
its on practically everday on comedy central at like 930. its about four boys who usually find themselves in crazy situations, and dont really think its a huge deal. there are really random things in the show that are just soooo hilarious.

one of the best episodes i think is chinpokemon or weight gain 4000

cartman: but maaaam i wanjnakjfnskngsgjslkgjamlsfgl
mrs cartman: okay, dont pick ur nose hon

kyle: cartman u r such a fatass that when people walk down the street they say god damn thats a big fat ass
cartman: EHH
some guy: god damn thats a big fat ass

by deenie June 20, 2004

south park

Still a great show, that sometimes makes fun of current events and sometimes just makes fun of society. Other times, it's completely random.

Some people find some episodes good, and others not so good, depending on how easily offended they are and what the episode is about. (for example, almost everyone can relate to the "Chinpokomon" episode, where obviously others may be offended by and therefore dislike the episode "Ginger Kids" (I loved that episode)).Finding an episode funny can also depend on whether you like more complex humour or crude humour (mostly provided by Cartman) because each episode features both in varying amounts.

Ignore the sudden increase in ignorant, negative definitions of Southpark. These are provided by delusional hippies that believe TV programs and computer games are responsible for a degrading society. In fact society can make up its own mind about what is right and wrong; entertainment does not do that for us.

Delusional hippy: "Thanks to South Park and GTA the general youth of today are using vulgar language in every sentence, using drugs, and disrespecting their parents."

Me: Have you even watched an episode of South Park? I doubt it. Stop whining and go hug a tree.

Oh wait a minute, I need a spliff and have to go use vulgar language towards my parents because I watch South Park.

by thenewguest July 17, 2006

Southlake

Recently I read a definition about the town I grew up in. I didn't know whether to laugh or get pissed so I'll just write this. Southlake was once four communities. Lonesome Dove, Whites Chapel, Jellico, and Union Church were separate small unincorporated communities of pioneers from the early 1840's until 1956 - four years after Grapevine Lake was completed. The town was named for its geographical location to the man-made Grapevine Lake: and man called it Southlake - and it was good. There is a Northlake, Texas also. It is in Denton County, North of Flower Mound, West of Argyle and is served by Northwest ISD. Southlake Carroll schools are great. In the last 5 school years there has only been one drop out. People move from elsewhere to join our football team (jeopardizing our chance at a title), but we still do well. Yes, we are wealthy. Most of us are "New Money". There are some "Old Money" families, but not many. Yes, the Jonas Brothers do have a house in Westlake - a town of about 400 people, served by Carroll Schools and mostly considered a neighborhood of Southlake. Some of the guys are d-bags, but most of them aren't. There are a lot of "Southlake Moms" who have never worked a day in their lives yet still cannot cook, but there are also a lot of Working Moms also. "Southlake Girls" can be coke whores and sluts, but a lot of them are really smart and genuine. In reality, Southlake is diverse in its own right and has been the home of many successful people.

I love bashing Southlake and all of it's residents even though I know next to nothing about the town.

by gingeravenger July 30, 2011

south park

the funniest animated show ever created. airs on comedy central.

Kyle: Ahh! They killed Kenny!
Stan: Those Bastards!

by kill hannah February 18, 2005

Southlake High School

A school which is known for a good football team, blonde hair, and owning slaves.

2018 was a bad year for the racist Southlake High School

by SlaveDefender February 3, 2019

South Park

the best show that is worth watching. it makes fun of the news and makes CNN look like shit. it is cool and kick ass.

man 1- u wanna watch south park
loser-they suck and they are gay
man 2- lets kick his ass
man 1-ok
man 1 and 2- (are kicking loser's ass)

by pikurnose May 13, 2005

South Park

An animated show featured mainly on Comedy Central about the lives of four 10 year olds-Cartman, a fat, rascist asshole, Kyle, a Jewish kid who usually doesn't follow fads and is ridiculed for it, Stan, similar to Kyle, but more likely to follow along with the crowd, and Kenny, the most perverted of the four, who is famous for dying in every episode for the first five seasons. The show mocks the stupider aspects of society with no mercy, and rarely depicts celebrities or politicians in a respectable manner. For intance, Paris Hilton coughed up semen, insulted people needlessly, demanded ownership of Butters Stotch (as a pet), and had sex with a pineapple before being shoved up Mr. Slave's ass. While some episodes are semi-realistic, most are downright fucked-up in the most awesome way possible, a prime example being the scene where the boys are running through a drug dealer's strip club make guns with their hands and yelling "bangbang bang"...while being shot at, with a stripper wandering around going "Dance? Anyone want a dance?" Now quit reading this definition and buy the fucking movie.

Cartman: Kyle...all those times I made fun of you? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle:...Yes I am! I am a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself...

South Park is awesome.

by 666thHeretic July 8, 2006