smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

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satphone

Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.

These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.

Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.

They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.

Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.

by Dankoozy October 22, 2008

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Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

by smappleholic April 21, 2013

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Smattoo

Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).

After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.

by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

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