post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

by StrokeCity December 26, 2005

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bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash

Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.

Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"

by StakeJunior October 11, 2008

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BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 01, 2019

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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

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Burger shrapnel

Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.

"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"

by Il Senza Preteze July 09, 2022

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