Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfie

an action stupid people do holding a camera phone taking pictures of themselves. its really for stupid people. a lot of them die doing this

kayden took a a selfie of himself in the bathroom

by putout June 28, 2016

Selfie

A picture taken of oneself with or without other people via a cellphone, camera, or webcam.

My girl Anisha can't accept the fact that she's uploaded multiple selfies.

by Amar the Lawyer October 19, 2015

selfie

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman July 1, 2016

Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020