Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.

The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011

Sapphira

Sapphira is a funny, silly and exciting person! Sapphira's are interesting and extremely funny to the point of making someone cry. Sapphira can get jealous easily but tries to ignore it. Sapphira's are quite edgy and make many dark jokes.

Sapphira's can be very retarded too as shown here:
You: Hey what time is it?
Sapphira: Yeah.

by You're a poopy head May 12, 2019

sappy

Something or someone very lame, or so sweet that it makes you want to puke.

For a so-called hard rock, metal band, their band name is pretty sappy. Band name example ---> Butterfly Girls

by Lady Nightshade June 1, 2006

Sappo

Sappo: A shorter version of the commonly used phrase "What's hapening?"

Other variations:
Sappinin
Sapp
Sapp sapp

Jay: Sappo

Jonny: Sappo laaa

by Hay-Z121 November 15, 2009

Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016

Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

by missthang10 March 1, 2023

Swallow Sapphire

"Swallow Sapphire" is the fan nickname for the Danny/Paulina coupling in the popular TV show Danny Phantom.

Though not many people know it, but there are many who support this pair. But it's more commonly known to be a side pairing, unlike it's more popular rivals Danny/Sam Amethyst Ocean, and Danny/Valerie Gray Ghost.

Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
You love your ship very much
and hope for it to grow.

Swallow Sapphire seen in:

Parental Bonding-- one-sided
Lucky in Love-- very slight
Doctors' Disorders-- Slight one-sided
Beauty Marked-- slight with only self interests in mind
Reality Trip-- minor

by Shipper Anon. September 11, 2008