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Scammers and parasites

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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scammer

the wibba who stole my karambit
y did you steal my karambit scammer!
by dr. bill v2 May 12, 2019
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Poly scammerous

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.
• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”
by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025
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scammer

some rando indian or nigerian douchebag who desperately needs money in order to pay for robux or vbucks. they like stealing money from 90 year old grandmas who dont know what the fuck is going on but still play along coz they think they're doing the right thing
"hmmm what a wonderful day. cant wait to become a scammer and ruin some old lady's life"
*phone rings*
"hello thank you for calling microsoft technical support, my name is James Bob, how may i help you today?"
GRANDMA: "um my pc is saying there's a virus, hopefully this is not a scam can you pls help me :("
"uh-huh, wow this is a very serious problem *pulls up notepad and starts waffling on about some hackers connecting to a computer* to fix this, pls type in 6969420 dollars"
GRANDMA: *types number in*
"oh no! you added 4 trillion zeroes, well time to go to walmart and strip their entire shelves of pornhub giftcards"
by bobobobobobobobobobobobobobo August 23, 2023
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Instagrammer-Scammer

Scam/con artist who finds targets/victims through social media, or a person who acts like, or looks like one.
Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.
by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022
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scammer joe

Indian scammer who is Dookey Monke at scamming and looks like a hudi hudi also can do disco time dance
Scammer joe scammed you for your credit card information
by 2958683293 April 19, 2022
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scammerous

Bro is being scammerous.
by Leafed May 31, 2022
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