Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

by Abe713 March 4, 2008

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

satchav

Someone who mindlessly follows instructions given by their satellite navigation system, despite road signs, dead ends and all real-world evidence to the contrary.

My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!

by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007

Satellite boyfriend

A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.

K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.

by kavithaipuyal November 2, 2017

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008