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Salad Tossing

"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
by AAARRRGGGHHH May 10, 2016
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Soggy Salad

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.
My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.
by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016
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Egg Salad

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008
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salad rock

Genre of music best described as a mix of everything

As made famous by Southern California based band King Shelter
"Man I dig this song, it's like a combo of surf/indie/grunge/pop.... It's salad rock"
by Music245 November 30, 2015
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queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.
I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch
by andrew dossa April 28, 2011
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Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"
by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012
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Salad

Yob, in the south we call people salads who are young and partake in criminal activity
Did you hear about that Mikey who got caught stealing a car?

Yes, what a little salad he is
by So19 November 7, 2019
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