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Rutgers

A largest university in New Jersey where students are not spoonfed like other universities. The premiere public university of New Jersey. Home of the now famous grease trucks. Constantly plagued by retards spreading urban legend of having a high rate of STDs.
1. Here at Rutgers, we won't baby you. Do you your work.
by eelanahineb September 28, 2005
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Rutgersfest

Daytime obliteration at its finest.

Free yearly concert thrown by Rutgers University for the students that is open to the public as well.

Some previous acts include Kanye West, Third Eye Blind, Everclear, Sugar Ray, Fabolous, Ludacris, Reel Big Fish, Method Man, Fuel, N.E.R.D, Talib Kweli, Brand New, Motion City Soundtrack and more.

Apparently there are also carnival rides, moon bounces--other stuff like that. Sounds great, but unfortunately another Rutgersfest tradition includes getting so shitfaced on College Ave Campus that you miss the concert altogether.

It's all good though, we'll get em next year.
(A week before)

"The Rutgersfest lineup this year is awesome, we need to get our shit together and make it to the concert this time. Seriously."

(Monday morning after Rutgersfest weekend)

"I cannot believe we missed the concert again. We fucking suck. But that was one of the most ridiculous weekends of my life.
by CrazyOldMauriceHm April 28, 2011
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Rutger

The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.
"Dude, have you seen the remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"

When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
by Cap'n Derp September 29, 2011
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tyson ritter

the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.
person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed
by kriistiin July 30, 2008
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Rotterdasm

A discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female... IN ROTTERDAM
I have been in Holland for 6 months and just had my first Rotterdasm.
by antfox July 21, 2009
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Rotter

A person who is a detriment to society, someone completely worthless.
Ed is such a rotter.
by ScrewMonkey October 26, 2004
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ritterbushing

1. Consistently shamming out of any and all work no matter how busy your coworkers are.

2. Constantly bothering your coworkers no matter how much they tell you that they don't want to talk to you.

3. Whining, blaming things on coworkers, and brown-nosing constantly in order to more successfully avoid work in the future.
That new guy Ben is already ritterbushing it up.
by That Will Kid January 22, 2009
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