When a dog 🐕 has a itchy asshole and relieves them self’s by rubbing there juicy rectum on the household carpet , hence leaving behind a trail of a shit stain .
I was watching Monday Night football last night and my fucking dog started a juice rub right in front of me ,dragged his itchy ass on my new carpet leaving a 2 foot long shit stain on it !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
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Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.
by deryl streep January 8, 2013
Get the Rub the Hay mug.The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.
Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
by Shobhit August 21, 2013
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Get the En Rub mug.the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.
by jackmc3913 November 22, 2009
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