(aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction.
Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.
by deryl streep January 09, 2013
When you stroke your partner close to a highly erogenous zone, but don't quite touch it and they let out a frustrated but sexually charged moan like a gentle bleat from a lamb.
by Fountainofknowledge62 February 17, 2019
The act of taking your hand, breaking your fingers all the way backwards, so that they touch the back of your hand, then using your new backwards hand to rub one out.
Kyle: Dude I gave myself a Louisiana Rub last night!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
Jack: Dude what's that?
Kyle: You don't wanna know, but I think I might have to amputate my hand!
by Shobhit July 12, 2013
by The wordmaker June 14, 2014
by cheeseman 2010 October 04, 2016
the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.
by jackmc3913 November 23, 2009
When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by buckonz March 05, 2010