lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual

So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.

by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008

yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014

velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

Chug rub

chug rub when you rub your self down after you leave the holy hole

Chug rub I smell funny and I'm sticky

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

Rub the rug

1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.

Alternatively:

2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.

1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug

2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum

by rugrubber March 20, 2022

I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

by sharnus March 4, 2023

memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013