Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Rowan

As quiet as a mouse but as soon as Dwight Yoakam comes on, he bounces off the walls with excitement like a sex mad chimpanzee. Touch his neck and he will squirm and squeak with fear. No one knows what he is capable of. Sometimes you will be lucky enough to witness rowan noise, an ear piercing hum that is cute but annoying that will give you the urge to beat him. He enjoys the simple things in life and has a spiritual connection to chicken nuggets.

Wow, that guy is doing a Rowan!
Whats that sound?,

*rowan noise*

by Mario Zaletti March 12, 2019

Rowan

A kind, funny, yet shy boy. Who is interested in cubing, and horror movies. He is short and very intelligent, and he usually doesn’t talk much. He is sometimes more active when he is talking with his friends. He usually gets bullied by jockey kids. He runs fast, And he usually has ADHD, ADD, DYSLEXIA, OR OCD. He is not selfless, but he is not selfish, or greedy.

Rowan is _____.

by Rowanator September 28, 2019

ROWAN

Rowan
By large a female name but is typically related to a male name, Rowans are crazy, Athletic, funny and at times very annoying.

If you are lucky enough to know a Rowan you should become good friends, although they are extremely shy and antisocial when you first meet them once they open up they are sure to be one of the funniest people you will ever come across.
Although Rowans may be dumb af and seen stupid they are actually very academically talented and will try to prove so.
Rowans easily make friends and Boyfriends, with their relatable humour and captivating looks.
Rowans are rare and if you’re lucky enough to meet one be sure to become friends

Rowan< Sup
Person< Hi Rowan do we have basketball practice today

Rowan< Idk do we

Person< well that’s what I’m asking

Rowan< ok
Person < omg just tell me

Rowan< yea we do dummy

Person< whatever

Rowan< ( in a mocking tone) whatever
Person< Your so annoying

Rowan< k cya

by Quin77 June 11, 2019

Rowin' Oak

The act of masturbation

"When they returned to the New World they couldn't find the settlers. They did, however, find some Indian rowin' oak behind a bush."

by Black Santa August 2, 2006

Dirty Rowan

When a someone eats pussy so good the girl squirts on their face

"Ouhhh, you're- g-"
*squirts*
"Did I just give you a Dirty Rowan?"
"I-"

by heatehr November 3, 2020